Tip of the year: Blowing smoke in someones face means "meet me in bed in 5 minutes."

Band stuff: Have you heard Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus? The first time I heard that song, I thought that it was a girl band. I only clued in that it was not when I heard the part where the girl sings to the guy. I want to know how the singer can sound like that. Anywho, there's some food for thought.

Sex stuff: Girls should be honored when asked for oral sex because we're putting our most prized posession between your teeth.

Latest sex news: It's a fact that smokers orgasms are two times better than the average non-smokers. Why do you think there are so many smokers? It also explains my cigarette theme.